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SHOP UNTIL YOU DROP

Guaranteed to have a little something for everyone.

Our company is based on the belief that our customers' needs are of the utmost importance. Our entire team is committed to meeting those needs. As a result, a high percentage of our business is from repeat customers and referrals.


We would welcome the opportunity to earn your trust and deliver you the best service and products in the industry.

Tan-Tations Gift Cards
CA$25.00

Can be used towards minutes or products.Starting at $25.00 and up, you pick the amount.

Mama Bear Hat. 100% Acrylic
CA$12.00
Papa Bear Hat. 100% Acrylic
CA$12.00
Little Bear Hat. 100% Acyrlic
CA$12.00
Baby Bear Hat. 100% Acrylic
CA$12.00

500g Natural Bath Salts - Lavendar

Bridlewood Soaps Detox Bath Salts
CA$12.00

500g Natural Detox Bath Salts - Eucalyptus & Mint

Honeymoon Fund Change Box
CA$20.00

Use your change to save up for your honeymoon.

Saving for my dream change box
CA$20.00

Save up for your dream with your spare change

My first money box
CA$20.00

The perfect gift for the special little one in your life.

Travel Fund Change Box
CA$20.00

Save up for your next vacation

Aftershave B'ver Balm
CA$23.00

Keep your special B’ver super soft and supple with this 100% natural aftershave balm

Better B'ver Shave Soap
CA$25.00

Keep your special B’ver super soft and supple with this 100% natural aftershave balm

Proud Cock Shave Soap
CA$25.00

This creamy essential oil infused soap will deliver a clean, close shave. Not your typical shave soap- softer, creamier, and richer for improved razor glide and superior moisturizing properties. Pairs well with Proud Cock Manscaping Balm

Proud Cock Manscaping Balm
CA$23.00

Prune your Plume and then apply this 100% natural manscaping, aftershave balm. Lightly scented with Bergamot.

Blue Q Oven Mitt. Love my A* kids
CA$18.00

Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

Blue Q Oven Mitt. I'll feed all
CA$18.00

Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

Blue Q Oven Mitt. Oops I'm drunk
CA$18.00

Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

Blue Q Oven Mitt. Get ready to undo
CA$18.00

Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

Blue Q Oven Mitt. I hate everyone to.
CA$18.00

Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

Blue Q Dish Towels. Holy Sh*t
CA$18.00

Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.

Blue Q Dish Towels. Get out of my kitchen.
CA$18.00

Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.

Blue Q Dish Towels. Cluster F**
CA$18.00

Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.

Blue Q Dish Towels. When one door closes.
CA$18.00

Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.

Tan-Tations Gift Cards
CA$25.00

Can be used towards minutes or products.Starting at $25.00 and up, you pick the amount.

I Never Fart Socks. 1 Pair. 58% Cotton, 40% Nylon, 2% Spandex
CA$14.50
Hi, I Don't Care. Thanks socks. Funny saying. 58% Combed Cotton, 40% Nylon, 2% Spandex
CA$14.50
I love my asshole kids. Funny socks. 58% Combed Cotton, 40% Nylon, 2% Spandex
CA$14.50
Bitch, I am relaxed. Funny socks. 58% Combed Cotton, 40% Nylon, 2% Spandex
CA$14.50
Stop Talking. Funny socks. 58% Combed Cotton, 40% Nylon, 2% Spandex
CA$14.50
Year From Hell Hand rescue
CA$16.00

• Vegan, Cruelty-Free, Gluten-Free

• SLS, Paraben, Phthalate, and Dye-Free

• Moisturizing blend of Cocoa Butter, Shea Butter, and Green Tea

• Thick and rich, never greasy

Year From Hell Shower gel
CA$14.00

Save up • Vegan, Cruelty-Free, Gluten-Free

• SLS, Paraben, Phthalate, and Dye-Free

• Moisturizing blend of Cocoa Butter, Shea Butter, and Green Tea

• Thick and rich, never greasy

Week From Hell 2oz Hand Rescue
CA$9.00

• Vegan, Cruelty-Free, Gluten-Free

• SLS, Paraben, Phthalate, and Dye-Free

• Thick and rich, never greasy

Front Line Hand Rescue
CA$16.00

This unscented hand rescue is inspired by our essential workers, grocery stores, restaurants, transportation services, delivery, medical, and more this hand rescue contains an advanced moisture-locking barrier to moisturize and protect our frequently washed hands.

Gentleman Beard Balm
CA$20.00

Get that handlebar on point, sir. The Gentleman is our lightest scented beard balm with soft citrus and mahogany notes.

• Vegetarian, Cruelty-Free, Gluten-Free

• Alcohol, SLS, Paraben and Dye-Free

• Hemp Oil moisturizes hair and stimulates growth, preventing breakage

• Shea Butter soothes skin, softens and protects hair

• 2.5 oz solid tin is carry-on approved, ready for your next adventure

Gentleman Beard Wash
CA$15.00

Dry is for martinis, not facial hair. Turn that beastly beard into a Gentleman’s mane with our super conditioning, citrus and mahogany scented beard wash.

• Vegan, Cruelty-Free

• Alcohol, SLS, Paraben and Dye-Free

• Argan Oil and Vitamin E helps to nourish, hydrate, and heal hair and skin

• Aloe helps to promote hair growth, and acts as a conditioner, leaving hair shiny and smooth

The Canadian Beard Balm
CA$20.00

Free the beard, eh.

The Canadian Beard Balm is a True North Strong and Free scent of Maple Bark and Wild Portage.

• Vegetarian, Cruelty-Free, Gluten-Free

• Alcohol, SLS, Paraben, Phthalate, and Dye-Free

• Hemp Oil moisturizes hair and stimulates growth, preventing breakage

• Shea Butter soothes skin, softens and protects hair

• 2.5 oz solid tin is carry-on approved, ready for your next adventure

The Canadian Beard Wash
CA$20.00

Keep your beard as nice as your Canadian personality, and the poutine smell out, with this super conditioning, maple bark scented beard wash.

• Vegan, Cruelty-Free

• Alcohol, SLS, Paraben, Phthalate, and Dye-Free

• Argan Oil and Vitamin E helps to nourish, hydrate, and heal hair and skin

• Aloe helps to promote hair growth, and acts as a conditioner, leaving hair shiny and smooth

Duvolle Radiance Spin System
CA$85.00

Reveal the hidden glow of your skin with the Radiance Spin-Care system. Deeply cleanse your skin with rotating movement to achieve cleaner and more vibrant skin over your whole body.


Includes 4 Interchangeable accessories:

-Facial exfoliation brush

-Large body cleansing brush

-Facial cleansing brush

-Pumice stone

Vinyl Plastic Wine Tumbler. Liquid Therapy. Hand Wash Only.
CA$10.00
Vinyl Plastic Wine Tumbler. Teachers. Hand Wash Only
CA$10.00
Vinyl Plastic Wine Tumbler. I will drink. Hand Wash Only
CA$10.00
F*ch It All Pens 5 per Set.
CA$16.00

Black Ballpoint Pens. 

Work Sucks Pens. 5 per pack
CA$16.00

Black Ballpoint Pens

Grey wood wall sign. Forever.
CA$28.00

9in x 23in

Beautiful Grey wood wall sign. Lets stay home.
CA$26.00

16in x 16in

Beautiful Wall Sign 16in x 16in. Love
CA$26.00

16in x 16in